The “Hydrate Then Intoxicate” Insulated Stanley Style Tumbler w/ Straw & Handle

Description

You know the drill. It’s written on the side of the 40oz (verify size) tumbler. Follow the strict procedural instructions. Fill it up.

PHASE 1: Hydrate (💧)
Start with water. Seriously. The insulated walls keep it freezing cold, which is exactly how you want it. This step is non-negotiable for anyone planning to still be functioning by sundown. Consider it priming the pump.

PHASE 2: Intoxicate (🍸)
Look at the design again. Once you’ve done your civic duty to your hydration levels, you refill with whatever is indicated by the cocktail icon (umbrella included). The same insulation keeps that mix equally cold. This is tactical efficiency.

This tumbler doesn’t just hold liquid; it enforces protocol. Rugged stainless steel construction handles the inevitable clumsy handling. It’s built to survive the party. It’s got a handle so you don’t lose your grip, and it fits in the cupholder because logistics matter.

• Made with stainless steel
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China

25 oz (739 ml) size:

• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid

40 oz (1183 ml) size:

• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid

Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.

You know the drill. Order of operations is key. Stay frosty (literally) with this high-capacity insulated tumbler featuring the definitive day-drinking protocol: “Hydrate, Then Intoxicate.” Because being responsible means planning ahead. Fits your car, fits your hand, fits your philosophy.